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Who Tells Cartoon Network's Story?

"Let me tell you what I'd wish I'd known When I was young and dreamed of glory You have no control: Who lives Who dies Who tells your story" - "Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story" from Hamilton: An American Musica , lyrics by Lin-Manuel Miranda  In 2027, Adult Swim is going to present a five-part documentary about Cartoon Network celebrating its 35th anniversary. Wait, no, let me rewrite that properly. That sounded a little too much like a press release. In 2027, Adult Swim, not Cartoon Network, is going to air a five-part special eulogizing Cartoon Network in honor of the channel's 35th anniversary while likely ignoring much of the last decade because nothing happened and everything is fine. Okay, that might be a little too cruel. Still, at the time of this writing, June 2025, news from the Annecy Internation Animation Film Festival in France, the biggest global showcase of film, television, and streaming animation, occurred this week, and one ...

Excerpts from an OLD Story from the Early 2010s

Back in the early 2010s, I started to write a story that took place in the Batman Beyond continuity. Essentially, I wanted to make a tale about how Terry didn't really have a Riddler or Mad Hatter-like villain. Spellbinder was the closest, but he was more of a stalker figure who used tech. So, i wrote a couple of chapters and just stepped away from it.  I wanted to focus more on my own characters and stories and felt I could rewrite parts of this into something involving my own worlds as opposed to playing in DC Comics' playground. Still, it was a fun story and after rereading it, it could work. Kind of funny looking at it in hindsight since the first chapter largely took place in a mall, and we all know malls are an endangered species in 2026 and probably wouldn't be around in the future Gotham. It felt fun, and I rarely look back at older things. Maybe one day, I'll finish the whole story.  Anyway, here's the first (lone) three chapters of Batman Beyond: Curious T...

Thank You Ted Turner

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I was writing a post about who I would consider to be worthy of the television equivalent of Mount Rushmore when I heard about the passing of Ted Turner on May 6, 2026. He would definitely be on that hypothetical monument (which I will get back on later), so I do have a reason to say a few words about a man who changed television and, in a way, the world as a whole. Robert Edward "Ted" Turner III was probably one of the most important figures of the 20th century whom more people should respect more than they do.  He was man of peace.  A man of vision.  A creative man.  An arrogant man.  An imperfect man. A humbled man.  I didn't know Ted Turner personally as many of my peers have, but I know what he had accomplished in his life and what he had created and achieved. He transformed his late father's advertising company into a radio and television operator and took a hell of a gamble and transmitted WTCG TV-17, a small Atlanta-based independent station, into s...

For Every Generation, There's A Nickelodeon

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I'll admit it. I was just a casual viewer of Nickelodeon when I was a kid. I got more satisfaction watching other channels like the USA Network, Superstation TBS, TNT, The Disney Channel on the occasions when they had free weekend previews and that time my folks actually subscribed to the channel for a while, and the Cartoon Network. Plus, network syndication was still a thing when I was in the peak Nick viewership demographic growing up, so I found a lot of entertainment outside of that channel.  But I can say I enjoyed Nickelodeon when it was really worth watching at its first real peak period of the early to mid-1990s.  Then again, that's the era I appreciated the network. Your mileage may differ depending how old you are.  I felt this particular subject was something I needed to talk about since it came up in a casual conversation that was sparked by a Bluesky post from Pop Arena , who produces one of the best, though slightly biased, oral histories of any media outl...

The Place With The Smiling Gangster Rat

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When I was still a kid, all bright-eyed, super-optimistic, and not world-weary, and the one thing I loved to do was visit the local mall in my city, Tower Mall.  That retail oasis was a haven from a busy week of school, but since it wasn't somewhere I could visit unless I didn't have a little change in my pocket, those trips were few and far-between. But every now and then, my folks and I always made a trip at least twice a month. It wasn't a big mall, mind you. Military Circle, Greenbriar Mall, and Lynnhaven Mall were all much, much bigger at the time, but they were far from home and tended to be an all-day trip.  Tower Mall had everything you could get at most other malls. The mall was open Mondays through Saturdays because at the time, Virginia had "blue laws" that kept most retail businesses closed on Sundays and oddly didn't go away until Walmart entered the region.  The mall was anchored by Montgomery Ward, Rices Nachmans (later Hess's), Miller &...

The Mountain Wrecker Wins and a Studio Dies

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Warner Bros Discovery, a once proud and powerful global media powerhouse that has revolutionized the entertainment industry for over a century, is now officially dead. Back in February, the company has announced that it would be purchased by Paramount Skydance, a fascist-leaning media company financed by foreign governments who sponsor state terrorism and heavily favored by a despotic administration who feels he is the permanent leader of the United States and ruler of the world. And today, April 23, a majority of the company's stockholders officially okayed the deal, which is still being thoroughly investigated by several state attorneys general as well as a few global trade organizations. This is not the end I wanted to see, but it was one I was prepared to admit was always a possibility, especially in an era in our history where truly vile nepotic businessmen have determined to rid the world of progressive, diverse, and established media in favor of authoritative, fascist-leanin...

Craving a Box of Yock

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My grandma was the best cook I’ve ever known, and a lot of people would agree with me. She used to fix meals for church and family functions from picnics to massive dinners. I don’t think there was anything she couldn’t fix, and everything she made was done with love and care. A few months ago, someone brought up regional foods on BlueSky, and I thought about her and something she excelled at: Yock. Yock is a regional noodle dish from my part of the world that has Chinese and Black culinary roots, and to be honest, I haven’t had a good bowl of it yock in ages. I just knew my grandma made it better than anyone I’ve ever known or ever will know.  Here’s a brief history about yock. Yock, sometimes called yock-a-mein (a box of noodles), originated with Chinese immigrants who came to the Tidewater region of Virginia back in the early part of the 20th century. The locals largely call the southeast portion of Virginia "Hampton Roads" nowadays, though there are some who still call i...