Let's Ride This FAST Car... toon Network Concept (Part 2)
Three channels.
Three channels.
Why three? Because with nearly 30 years of original programming, you can't put it all in one place. That's why you don't see much of the library on television nowadays. Cartoon Network itself has a limited lineup, and they're hyper-focused on the younger demographics and push more modern shows. They tried to put some of the older CN library on Boomerang, but it was buried in late-night slots.
Plus, most major TV markets don't have Boomerang on their cable lineup. You'd think they'd try to get wider distribution deals, but I think Time Warner just gave up more than a decade ago.
And yeah, I put the blame on Time Warner.
Not AT&T and WarnerMedia. Not Warner Bros Discovery. Hell, not even AOL Time Warner.
I'm putting much of Boomerang's lack of carriage on Time Warner. But I digress.
With the Checkered Past block on Adult Swim, some of the older, bigger shows ended up there. Dexter's Laboratory, Ed, Edd 'n Eddy, Cow and Chicken, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Grim and Evil, Billy and Mandy, and Samurai Jack.
Strangely, no Johnny Bravo. They won't put that one anywhere. Not on Adult Swim, not even on the App. It's just... gone. No Ben 10: Alien Force or Generator Rex either on Adult Swim, even though you'd think those mature takes on action cartoons would fit in that demographic. Weird.
You also won't see shows with kids fighting adults on the block either. Sorry Powerpuff Girls and Codename: Kids Next Door fans. Plus, those two had been shifting back and forth on Boomerang along with Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Flapjack, and Chowder. Kids shows on an adult-targeted block still feels weird to me some folks would want that, but what do I know? I'm an old man.
I feel that with FAST, you can support and celebrate the legacy of what Cartoon Network Studios brought to the world. From the What A Cartoon shorts to today, there's a wealth of Cartoon Network originals that deserves to be preserved and shown, and creating a trio of FAST networks is the best use of the library.
But how would I translate the library as FAST channels? Simple.
I'd divide the library in half and create an additional outlet just for the original Cartoon Network Studios action series.
Three FAST channels.
Cartoon Network Classics.
Cartoon Network Tooncast.
Cartoon Network Power Zone.
Cartoon Network Classics: The Powerhouse/CN City-era originals. These are the shows that built the Cartoon Network brand. You know them, you love them. From What A Cartoon to Chowder, this is home of the Cartoon Cartoons.
Cartoon Network TOONCAST: The Noods/Check It-era originals. The foundation of the current generation of Cartoon Network originals are found right here. The heavily aired shows would remain on Cartoon Network and the official Cartoon Network app, and while a few will air here, the original CNS shows of the last 15 years will make this channel their home. That means no Teen Titans Go, folks.
Cartoon Network POWER ZONE: The Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Ben 10, Juniper Lee, Generator Rex, The Secret Saturdays, OK KO, Mao Mao, Infinity Train, and more. This is the home of serious (and not-so-serious) action. All the original (non-DC) action cartoons from Cartoon Network Studios under one zone. And yes, being the completist that I am, I would try to correct a few wrongs and pay the taxes to put some shows like Megas XLR and Sym-Bionic Titan back in rotation and also include Tower Prep and Level Up, the two action-packed live-action series produced by Cartoon Network Studios. This isn't Cartoon Network. This is the Power Zone.
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